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Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Joke of the Century

Sit down, breathe slowly and relax.

Yousef Makki, a Saudi writer, wrote the most gibberish column of all time, in which he thinks that Al Sistani do not deserve to be nominated for Nobel Prize or for King Faisal Prize for serving Islam. He was nominated for his efforts to hold elections in Iraq and his calls to calm down the Shiites and prevent a civil war.

Makki gave reasons such as the elections were held under occupation and that many Iraqis disagree with it, Al Sistani cooperated with the invaders and that Nobel prize is no longer important to Arabs since it has been given to terrorists like Yitzhak Rabin, therefore it represents the persons relationship with America!!!

I told you, it's jargon; hence, I won't bother with translating anymore.

But hold on, here comes the joke. Makki thinks that there is someone else who deserves to be nominated for King Faisal Prize for serving Islam. That person, Makki thinks, was responsible preventing civil war and intolerance; he is a patriot who acted for the people and against the occupation selflessly!

That person who Makki thinks deserves the nomination is Harith Al Thari! The same person who speaks for the terrorists, who the families of hostages negotiate with, and who was in charge of the mission of writing the Quran in Saddam's blood.

Harith Al Thari? Very funny. It would've been funnier if he had nominated Saddam or Zarqawi!

Makki, wake up man and be serious! I mean, who would take you seriously after writing something like this?

[Hat tip: Saudi Jeans]

2 Comments:

Blogger dcat said...

Ahmad,

How true!


These people aren’t worth my time! They have all been made into the night of the living dead!

May 17, 2005 5:53 pm  
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